The life of a boy who loves being random and hopes he can use that to get by in life...
Friday, June 10, 2011
Watermelons
I don't really blog much sp just.. yeah. If I do I do. And if I do, I will try to post enjoyable things to those select few who view my blog... (1 person).... so a joke to leave you with.... Man A and Man B are casually hanging around doing nothing. Man B finally says: Let's play a game. Man A says: O.K. What game we'll we play? Man B: It's called SeedSucker. You take a watermelon and you have 30 seconds to bite off chunks of the water melon and spit out the seeds. The more seeds you spit out the better you do. Man A: Alright, I'll try it. Man A takes a water melon and manages to spit out 7 kind of 8 seeds. Man B: Excellent. Now we'll try a new game. It's called farce. This time we oil up the watermelon with liquidy ranch that tastes bad and you have 30 seconds to spit out the seeds like before. Man A: Alright.Man A plays the game but barely manages 3 seeds. I didn't do so well he said. What do I do now? Well, said Man B, you go back to the other game. Man A: So if at Farce I don't suck seed, try dry again?........ hope you enjoyed... see you later... Tim out!
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2 comments:
Okay, that was pretty bad. Very dry humor if you ask me.
lolz
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