I AM STRONG! (not)

For those of you who read this blog and know me...(1 person)... you realize that I am overweight, weak, and eat WAAAAAAY too much. During free time in P.E. at school I have been taking advantage of their gym and using their weights. I have actually been seeing a slow amount of progress in how strong I am. Not much, but a little. I am still fat and getting fatter but my arms are a little beefier in a good way I believe and I can lift a little more than I used to be able to. So, wish me luck... and maybe I will slowly get stronger, lose weight, and become a better person, more considerate person. btw- no gurantee's on that last oart. Anyways, I've decided to leave you with another really bad joke so here it is. Man A Man B and Man C are out in Man A's front yard. Man A: Look guys, I set up this cool new lifesize nativity set for christmas! Man B: Cool. Man C: I like it. Man A: Well, I have to go, see you guys later! Men b and c: see ya. 2 hours later Man A comes home and takes another look at his nativity set. On close inspection he finds that the baby jesus statue is missing. Man A: Darn. Someone must have taken him. I better go ask around the neighborhood and see if anybody knows anything about what's happened to him. Switch to Man B's house. Man B to Man C: I heard that our friend lost his baby jesus from the nativity set in his front yard. Man C: how horrible. Do you think he's going to find it? Man B: Well, he says that he's looking around town, but I think there's a comunication problem. Switch to Man A at his neighbors house. His neighbor opens the door and says, hello, can I help you? and Man A says: Have YOU found Jesus?........slam. I don't even know if that was funny or not but let me know what you think.... P.S. The ninth graders at my school pinned me to the ground and gave me a mega wedgie. My reasons for not wanting to go to school are quite legitimate.